1 April 19, 1983. Arrival on planet Earth under convincing humanoid
form, except. head abnormally large!
Year 1 After many attempts by doctors head restored to normal size but brain continues to grow. Discovers the art of walking on two legs
Year 2 Learns to comprehend in human language.
Year 3 Brain grows in terms of concentration
Year 4 Exposed to barbarism (school)
Year 5 Brain bombarded with boring studies
Year 6 Brain suffers as a result of studies
Year 7 - 10 Brain still under tremendous pressure
Year 11 Brain rises from the ashes. Excels in class. Grows big ego
Exposed to invention called "computer"!!
Year 12 Exposer to wild life (admitted to new school: Scholastica)
Encounter with the TOAD foundation leader FAHAD the TOAD
Meeting with another big ego, SAL-man
Utilizes the computer resources for playing games only
Year 13 Meets dummy Naem
Year 15 Gets access to the WEB
Year 16 Learns the art of "programming" and "web page composition"
And now he is gonna make you suffer